Tutorials

Dive into our Tutorials section where you’ll learn how to plan like it’s 1999. Our step-by-step guides ensure that you develop software at a glacial pace, with the precision of a well-filed tax return. It’s slow learning for fast times!

Risk Management Through Ostracism: Ignoring Problems Until They Go Away

Here, we humorously explore the “strategy” of ignoring problems, in the hope they will vanish on their own. While not recommended for actual project management, this approach highlights the pitfalls of inaction and avoidance. Let’s dive into this tongue-in-cheek methodology!
Waterfall 2.0: Adding More Phases for Even Slower Delivery

In this guide, we explore how to extend project timelines by adding unnecessary phases to the traditional Waterfall model. While not recommended for actual project management, this tutorial highlights the absurdity of over-complication.
Code Archaeology 101: Understanding Your Project Through Forensics

In this guide, we explore the art of digging through ancient codebases to unearth hidden gems and understand long-forgotten logic. Embrace your inner digital archaeologist and prepare to decipher the past.
Redefining Success: How to Celebrate Missing Every Deadline

In this guide, we explore the art of turning missed deadlines into cause for celebration. While not recommended for real-world project management, this tutorial offers a humorous take on shifting perspectives.
Meeting Marathon: How to Schedule More Meetings Than Work Hours

A guide that delves into the art of filling every available moment with meetings. While not advisable for real-world productivity, this tutorial humorously explores how to maximize meeting time and minimize actual work.
The Art of Overplanning: When Gantt Charts Become Your Only Deliverable

A guide exploring the obsession with planning at the expense of actual execution. This tutorial humorously demonstrates how to create extensive, detailed Gantt charts that take priority over delivering the project itself.
Silos: Maximizing Team Miscommunication

Aguide that explores the art of creating and maintaining silos within your organization. This tutorial humorously examines how to ensure that different teams remain isolated and misaligned, leading to maximum confusion and inefficiency.
Vendor Lock-In as a Service: Ensuring Your Job Security by Choosing the Most Obscure Technologies

A guide that humorously explores the strategy of securing your job by selecting technologies that are difficult to replace. Embrace the art of making yourself indispensable by championing the least common tech options available.
Eternal Beta: Delivering Projects That Are Permanently Unfinished

A guide that explores the art of keeping projects in a perpetual state of beta. This tutorial demonstrates how to maintain an ongoing cycle of improvements, ensuring that your project is never quite complete.
Documentation Overload: Writing More Docs Than Code

This tutorial demonstrates how to create extensive, detailed documentation that far exceeds the amount of code written.