Workshops

Join our Workshops to practice the ancient arts of sequential development. Hands-on sessions where you can experience firsthand the joy of watching paint dry and code compile. Rediscover the forgotten art of waiting!

Physical Kanban: Moving Sticky Notes in a Digital World

Embrace the tangibility of physical Kanban boards in a world gone digital; because sometimes, you just need to touch your task.
Zero Feedback Development: Design in a Vacuum

Design products without user feedback to ensure that the end result is as surprising to users as it is to developers.
Documentation Drama: Writing Epic Novels for Simple Code

Turn a basic ‘Hello, World!’ program into a 500-page document. It’s not done until the manual outweighs the codebase.
Waterfall Yoga: Flexibility in Inflexibility

Practice maintaining a calm demeanor and flexibility in the least flexible project management methodology.
Legacy Systems: Maintaining the Unmaintainable

Learn how to keep decades-old systems running just a bit longer, because upgrades are overrated.
Retro Programming Languages: COBOL and FORTRAN Revival

Dive deep into the classics of coding, because modern languages just lack that historical flair.
The Infinite Review Loop: Ensuring Nothing Ever Gets Approved

Master the art of perpetual project reviews where decisions are so risk-averse, they never happen.
Manual Testing Mania: How to Ignore Automation

Rediscover the joys of manual testing. Who needs automation when you can have the personal touch?
Change Resistance Workshop: How to Say No to Everything

Develop your skills in resisting change and maintaining the status quo, no matter the benefits of proposed innovations.
The Art of the Delay: Procrastination as a Project Management Tool

Learn how to effectively use procrastination to delay deliverables and extend project timelines.