Here at Waterfall 2024, we uphold the time-honored tradition of making communication as cumbersome as possible. In true waterfall spirit, we’re bringing back the golden age of non-communication. Why simplify when you can complicate?
Attempting to contact us? We suggest reconsidering. Our dedication to the past extends to our communication methods. Instead of emails and instant messages, we encourage the use of carrier pigeons or smoke signals. If you must insist, you could try sending a telegram or a fax, though we can’t guarantee anything as our fax machine is a museum piece and our telegram service retired with the telegraph.
We believe every unanswered call and every ignored email adds to the mystique of our event. After all, anticipation is the purest form of enjoyment! But if your query burns brighter than our out-of-office candles, we suggest turning to the most reliable source of all: your imagination. There, you’ll find all the answers you seek, with none of the disappointment of real-world responses.
So, save your breath and your typing fingers. Embrace the silence, enjoy the peace, and remember, if you don’t hear from us, it’s not you—it’s us. Really.