Congratulations on reaching the most exclusive part of our site—the mythical “Sign In” page. Here at Waterfall 2024, we take our commitment to outdated methodologies seriously, and as part of that, we’ve decided that modern conveniences like signing in, newsletters, or any form of digital interaction are simply too current for our tastes.
Why strain under the burden of remembering another password or suffer the indignity of receiving useful updates directly to your inbox when you can luxuriate in the mystery of not knowing what’s going on? Click here to embark on an epic journey to a destination that doesn’t exist. You won’t create an account. You won’t receive a newsletter. In fact, absolutely nothing will happen.
Enjoy the thrill of clicking a link that loops you back to nostalgia. Like the finest illusions, our “Sign In” is designed to elevate your curiosity while meticulously maintaining your status quo. Sign in—or don’t—since you can’t actually sign in, and let’s keep it that way! Embrace the simplicity of non-access; it’s secure, hassle-free, and requires zero data protection.
Curious? Intrigued? Amused? Good. That’s as far as it goes. But feel free to click as many times as you like. Each click is a step back in time—a time when the internet was young and the idea of logging into a website was pure science fiction.