Management
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Risk Management Through Ostracism: Ignoring Problems Until They Go Away
Here, we humorously explore the “strategy” of ignoring problems, in the hope they will vanish on their own. While not recommended for actual project management, this approach highlights the pitfalls of inaction and avoidance. Let’s dive into this tongue-in-cheek methodology!
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Waterfall 2.0: Adding More Phases for Even Slower Delivery
In this guide, we explore how to extend project timelines by adding unnecessary phases to the traditional Waterfall model. While not recommended for actual project management, this tutorial highlights the absurdity of over-complication.
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Redefining Success: How to Celebrate Missing Every Deadline
In this guide, we explore the art of turning missed deadlines into cause for celebration. While not recommended for real-world project management, this tutorial offers a humorous take on shifting perspectives.
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Meeting Marathon: How to Schedule More Meetings Than Work Hours
A guide that delves into the art of filling every available moment with meetings. While not advisable for real-world productivity, this tutorial humorously explores how to maximize meeting time and minimize actual work.
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The Art of the Delay: Procrastination as a Project Management Tool
Learn how to effectively use procrastination to delay deliverables and extend project timelines.