Meet our team: one singularly bored developer who has mastered the art of talking to rubber ducks and considers coffee a close colleague. Why have a team when you can have a lone ranger coding, debugging, and occasionally crying into the keyboard—all in a day’s work?
Our developer doesn’t just write code; he concocts a symphony of semicolons and syntax errors in a silent office. With no team meetings, no collaborative brainstorming sessions, and definitely no office politics, he is free to muse on life’s greatest mysteries—like why his code works only when he doesn’t need it to.
Armed with a dry wit and a drier pot of coffee, he single-handedly battles against the forces of modern software development. His tools? An outdated laptop, a stack of sticky notes for companions, and an endless loop of compiler errors that keep him company at night.
So, there you have it—our team of one, crafting this entire conference as a testament to what one bored individual can achieve when left to their own devices. Join us at Waterfall 2024 to witness the pinnacle of solo software sorcery.